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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get f*** up when they're on their back.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilized.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and
a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

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