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Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them. 

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Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them 

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Q : How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear. 

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Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They're both empty from the neck up. 

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Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"

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Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills 

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Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking 

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Q : Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

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She thought a quarterback was a refund.

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She tripped on the cordless phone

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She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

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She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

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At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Leo

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If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless   

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When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved

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Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain   

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Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night

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Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate" 

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What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring   

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Why can't blondes be pharmacists? 
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter   

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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? 
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!   

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What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No business   

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Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed   

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Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home

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Why did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence!   

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Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it

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