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FRIENDS
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True
friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are
like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
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F.U.C.K
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REMEMBER:
if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS
U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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FRIENDSHIP IS....
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FRIENDSHIP
isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U
hold oN!!!
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PRICELESS GIFT
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FriEndSHiP
iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An
UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
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If
you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need
me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT
BE REACHED!
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COMPARE
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FRIENDSHIP
is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on
how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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FRIENDS 4 LIFE
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Without
humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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COMPUTER
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A
good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u
from my memory!
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FRIENDS ALWAYS
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In
this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond
DISTANCE!
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ANGEL FRIENDS
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I
believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels
but I call them my best friends.
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OUT OF MY CONTROL
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Meeting
you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with
you was completely out of my control.
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MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
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A
memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together
and never say good bye.
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FRIENDSHIP
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The
ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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NEVER SPLIT
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I
met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands,
our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will
meet again.
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NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS
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I
always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat
loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true
friends.
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WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U
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EveRyDay
I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE
woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
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BEHIND YOU
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DuRiNg
OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I
LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U
Fall...
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NAKED
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GUY:
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd
probably die laughing.
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MAKING LOVE
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After
making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U
r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
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KISS
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A
peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
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PAINTING
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A
man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves
covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered -
waitng 4 autumn.
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FALLING APART
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Its
been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell
off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the
bathroom.
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HOME EARLY
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1
day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to
the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came
home early.'
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NEVER LOSE ME!
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We
gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER
LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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BEST FREN
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A
true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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SHOOTING STARS
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The
times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really
beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends
forever~!!!
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KEEPING A FRIEND
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KeEping
a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I
may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping
U..
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PROMISE
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We've
known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime
PROMISE!
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FLOWER
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If
friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden
& cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend
4ever!!
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A
RING
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A
ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
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WONDERFUL FRIEND
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There
is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the
gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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WAT U SEE
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Wat
u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within
my heart!
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FATE 2B FRIENDS
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A
friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your
life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship
between us.
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WHAT YOU SAY
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Everyone
hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends
listen to what you don't say...
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FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
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I
want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U
laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh
again.. hahaha
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ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...
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Friends
are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always
there for you...
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LEAVING FOOTPRINTS
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Many
people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.
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AS LONG AS....
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As
long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope,
tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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MY BRA
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a
gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive,
and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
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PRICETAGS
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GOD
is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if
He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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OLD FRIENDS
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Never
abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it
gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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PATH OF FRIENDSHIP
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The
sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining
brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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NIGHT PRAYER
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Dear
God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you
can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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ABOUT ME
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Handsome,
Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
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GOOD TASTE
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A
phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture
is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem
GOOD TASTE!
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BE MY FRIEND
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If
U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the
1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
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RULES TO BE HAPPY
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6
rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from
worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR
FRIEND
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FRIENDS
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Time
might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be
thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
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KISS MY ASS
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The
fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The
morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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RING
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I
wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe
her rear I'd see the promised land....
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FRIENDS LIKE HAIR
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Friends
are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you
can buy them back.
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NICE FRIENDS
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A
day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my
everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet
dreams...
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