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    Home >> SMS >> SMS Jokes >> Friendship Jokes

    Friendship SMS Jokes






    FRIENDS

    True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

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    F.U.C.K

    REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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    FRIENDSHIP IS....

    FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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    PRICELESS GIFT

    FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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    SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

    If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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    COMPARE

    FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

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    FRIENDS 4 LIFE

    Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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    COMPUTER

    A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

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    FRIENDS ALWAYS

    In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

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    ANGEL FRIENDS

    I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

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    OUT OF MY CONTROL

    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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    MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

    A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

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    FRIENDSHIP

    The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

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    NEVER SPLIT

    I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

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    NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS

    I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

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    WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U

    EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

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    BEHIND YOU

    DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

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    NAKED

    GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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    MAKING LOVE

    After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

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    KISS

    A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.

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    PAINTING

    A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

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    FALLING APART

    Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

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    HOME EARLY

    1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

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    NEVER LOSE ME!

    We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

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    BEST FREN

    A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

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    SHOOTING STARS

    The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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    KEEPING A FRIEND

    KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

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    PROMISE

    We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

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    FLOWER

    If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

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    A RING

    A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

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    WONDERFUL FRIEND

    There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

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    WAT U SEE

    Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

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    FATE 2B FRIENDS

    A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

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    WHAT YOU SAY

    Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

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    FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

    I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

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    ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...

    Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

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    LEAVING FOOTPRINTS

    Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

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    AS LONG AS....

    As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

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    MY BRA

    a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)

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    PRICETAGS

    GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

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    OLD FRIENDS

    Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

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    PATH OF FRIENDSHIP

    The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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    NIGHT PRAYER

    Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

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    ABOUT ME

    Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

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    GOOD TASTE

    A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

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    BE MY FRIEND

    If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

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    RULES TO BE HAPPY

    6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

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    FRIENDS

    Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

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    KISS MY ASS

    The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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    RING

    I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....

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    FRIENDS LIKE HAIR

    Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

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    NICE FRIENDS

    A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

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